Epic Sick
April 22, 2009
I have the third episode of FMA:B sitting on my hard drive, along with the first two episodes of that restaurant show (I’m interested, despite the weird middle-aged-men-in-glasses fetish). Unfortunately I don’t have the energy to watch or blog anything, because I am, as the title of this post might suggest, ‘epically sick’. Expect updates as soon as my immune system gets off its ass and starts pulling its weight. In the mean time, I’ll say that I have mixed feelings over BONES’s decision to start back at the beginning of the FMA timeline. Yes, that’s a good idea, but why not do it for the first episode?
(Oh, and I decided to visit 4chan earlier today. Sweet Jesus, how does anyone spend more than five minutes in there?)
Xam’d Gets New Opening, Loses Foot-Tapping Motif
April 21, 2009
Xam’d: Lost Memories (or Bounen no Xamdou for the Japanophile ‘elite’) was a bit like Eden of the East, in that it was an entirely original production with an awesome opening. The original song, from the brilliantly-named Boom Boom Satellites, rather memorably implored the viewer to Shut Up And Explode, a sentiment which is sadly not echoed in the new television broadcast opening. It’s also by Les Satellites, though, which means that watching it twice will leave it permentantly entrenched in your brain. Try for yourself, if you dare:
Japan’s Terrifying Underbelly: The Maid PC Case
April 21, 2009
Casemods are cool, right? Well, actually, no they’re not. Most of them involve sticking hideous multicoloured LEDS all over a case that was designed by someone who mistakenly thought motherboards and high-performance RAM should be put on display. But those ‘gamer’ monstrosities are just ugly- to make a casemod truly creepy apparently takes Japanese sensibilities.
Behold the Maid PC Case:

Tastefully designed to make you look like a sex offender.
I’d like to say that I have no idea who this kind of thing is for, but that would be a lie. It’s for the lower order of being who resides on 4chan or the less respectable anime blogs, the kind of person who might also be interested in a breast pillow or some sort of weird shit that turns your bath into a ’sensual’ gel. I enjoy the occasional touch of Japanese weirdness as much as anyone else, but if I saw any of this stuff in someone’s room I’d smile, nod, and then back away slowly – assuming, of course, that the wall-sized posters of half-naked moe girls didn’t tip me off first.
Oh, and the maid case costs just over $500. I could buy a whole computer for that much.
Eden of the East – Episode 02
April 19, 2009
(Excuse the lack of screenshots, I’m currently without my own computer.)
If a new series’ popularity can be accurately judged by the number of fansubbing groups who are willing to cover it, Eden of the East has gotten a whole lot more popular in the week since its first episode was released. The premiere trickled onto torrent sites at a snail’s pace, something that was made far more annoying by the low quality of the initial fansubs (the English ones, at least), but the sophomore outing seems to have attracted a lot more attention. Which is good, because this series really deserves to be watched.
After learning that Tokyo has been hit by a missile in an apparent repeat of the ‘Careless Monday’ strike ten years previously, Akira and Saki leave Washington D.C. and travel back to Japan. Akira still has no memories of his past, but he does have a rather extraordinary cellphone . It contains over eight billion yen and lets him contact Juiz, his self-proclaimed ’secretary’, who seems to be able to do literally anything he wants. (It also looks pretty crazy and would definitely draw a lot of attention in real life.) The super-phone seems to be driving the plot at this point, and a lot of people have been trying to connect it to the many symbols and phrases tossed around during the energetic opening credits. Given that Eden is only going to be eleven episodes long, it’s not surprising that some of these hooks are already coming into play. We’ve now been introduced to another character with a ‘noblesse oblige’ phone, who helpfully informs us (with the minimum of expo-speak, mind you) that Akira is the ninth member of the ’selecao’. We still have no idea what exactly that is, but he also has access to Juiz’s services and, unlike Akira, has managed to retain all of his memories.
While it’s a relief that the plot is moving along at an acceptable pace, some of the developments in this episode were rather jarring. Saki’s family (I think) are glimpsed briefly near the beginning before vanishing, and the selecao-cop expends quite a bit of energy tracking down Akira only to do absolutely nothing when he finally finds him. It could just be that I managed to get some shoddy subtitles (courtesy of Desire again), but his actions just didn’t make much sense. And although I enjoy the way Saki’s past is being doled out in small portions, it’s still very difficult to really connect with her at this point. That’s going to be a problem if, as this episode hinted quite strongly, things take a turn for the romantic between her and Akira.
Still, those are minor gripes. Eden’s production values are still fantastic, and the bloody scene at the end is intriguing and beguiling in all the right ways. I still have no idea where the plot is ultimately going to go or how the Tokyo missile attacks will become relevant, but I’m definitely going to stick around to the end. This episode is also notable for doing some rather daring things with current events; Saki shows Akira a photograph of the ‘Freedom Tower’, a building that is actually under construction near where the World Trade Center originally stood, and mentions that the internet rumour-mill blames America for the original Careless Monday attacks. The world of Eden of the East is believable enough that these apparently throw-away allusions will probably develop into some political commentary. If so, we could be in for something even better than the very well made action series the first two episodes have suggested.
Conclusion
The Good
- Great animation and art.
- Seems to be revealing the backstory and explaining its mysteries at a sensible pace.
- Firmly grounded in the real world, despite the magic phone and amnesiac secret agents.
- Great final scene.
The Bad
- Character motivations are pretty hazy in one key scene.
- Some of the background music is a bit repetitive and forgettable, but is at least never intrusive or annoying.
Rating: 9/10
Regular Service Will Resume Shortly
April 18, 2009
I’m currently in England, where the tyrannically socialist government has blocked access to BitTorrent and all other forms of free expression.
Actually, I just don’t have a laptop with me, and I’m not about to fill someone else’s hard drive with my animes. I’ll get to the second episode of Eden of the East (don’tsuckdon’tsuckdon’tsuck) when I return in a few days.
Speaking of BitTorrent, how about that Pirate Bay ruling, eh? I’m surprised its shockwaves have not torn the internets asunder.
Bleach Gets Worse
April 15, 2009

(This image was hosted at mangafox)

So…I might be missing something here, but is Ichigo supposed to be a complete moron? Why is anybody still reading this crap?
Overpriced Apples (Non-Anime Related Post)
April 14, 2009
There’s an unbelievable amount of crap flying around the tech-tubes right now, much of it focussed on Microsoft’s ‘Laptop Hunters‘ ads. In case you’ve managed to miss those, they’re a fairly robust volley in the anti-Mac campaign; coupled with the now-infamous ‘whitepaper‘ from Robert L. Kay, which attempts to put a number on the oft-discussed Apple Tax, they’ve got Mac fans fairly riled up. For those of you coming here from the videogaming world, rest assured that self-proclaimed Mac and Windows defedners can be just as vicious (and just as tiresome) as any console fanboy. Personally, I love Macs, but I don’t currently own one. I wish I did, but for a student they’re just too expensive. (I say this despite the fact that a startling number of people in my university own Macbooks. And no, the €50 student discount doesn’t make them more affordable.) Yes, there is an ‘Apple Tax’, but it isn’t in the form of a very expensive logo. The MacBook is almost certainly worth Apple’s asking price, even if it could do with a bigger hard drive – the ‘tax’ comes from the fact that if you want to run OS X legally on a new laptop, they’re the only game in town. But if you want to run XP or Vista, you can pick up a €450 laptop from Dell; sure, it will be as low-end as you can get, but some people actually want low-end. With Apple it’s high-end or nothing.
If you’re looking for a laptop with an actual ’aesthetics tax’, though, I’ve got one for you: the recently released and much-touted Dell Adamo. Much like the Sony Vaio P, it seems as if it should be nearly unsellable. The standard version comes with a 1.2Ghz Core 2 Duo Processor, 2GB of RAM and a 128GB SSD, and costs €1,898. I’m sure the super-thin design and multi-material chassis is nice and all, but come on – who the hell would be dumb enough to buy one of these? This is what the anti-Apple crowd probably think Macs are like; grossly overpriced, super-shiny toys for people with more money than sense. The Adamo is not only overpriced, however, it’s overpriced and extremely underpowered. And I’m not just saying that based on a spec sheet, either.
A computer like this really highlights the difference between an admittedly overpriced Mac and an overpriced Windows PC. When you cough up more for a Mac, you can be fairly sure you’re getting something good for the money. At the very least, you’re getting something unique in the ability to OS X. If you buy a Sony Vaio (the big kind) or a Dell Adamo, what are you paying for? If the quality of your OS is of primary concern to you, you’re getting something that runs Vaio marginally faster (or in the case of the Adamo, a lot slower) than a computer that costs potentially hundreds of euros or dollars less. I’m not saying that the entry-level MacBook should be compared to the likes of Adamo, but everyone who insists that Macs are overpriced ‘luxury’ computers are. Personally, I’d rather pay a lot for a OS X on a Macbook Pro or the Air than pay a lot for Vista, even if it is running on something that looks really shiny.
Assassin’s Creed 2 Looks Interesting
April 13, 2009
I looked forward to the first Assassin’s Creed for quite a while, and was pretty disappointed when it sucked. All right, the graphics were amazing and the free-running stuff was great, but the actual gameplay was more repitive than most party games. I’m cautiously optimistic about Assassin’s Creed 2, which will be set in renaissance-era Italy and apparently includes some references to real historical events. If they get the combat right and mix things up a lot (no more ‘eavesdrop, pickpocket, neck-stab, gigantic dying monologue’, please) this could be good. I’m also hoping they retain the ‘future’ sections; unlike most people, I actually found them a lot more interesting than anything going on in the past.
There are some magazine scans over here that can be perused for more information.



